Pot-Packing Koala
A koala is sitting up in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past, looks up and says, “Hey Koala! What are you doing?”
The koala says, “Smoking a joint. Come on up and have some.”
So, the little lizard climbs up, sits next to the koala and they burn a few.
Little Lizard
After awhile, the little lizard says his mouth is dry and that he’s going down to get a drink from the river.
But, the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this
He swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the riverbank
Then asks the little lizard, “What’s the matter with you?”
Mr. Croc
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting, finishing a joint
He looks up and says, “Hey you!”
So the koala looks down at him and says,
“Daaaaaaaaamn dude!!! How much water did you drink?”
