Shady and the Tramp

The term “First Lady” originated in 1849, when United States President Zachary Taylor called Dolley Madison “First Lady” at her state funeral while reciting a eulogy written by himself. Occasionally another woman will fill the duties of First Lady, if the President’s wife is unwilling [Monika Lewinsky?], unable, [unfitting, Michelle Obama?] or if the President is widowed or unmarried. –Wikipedia: First Lady

It appears the position First Lady of the United States will be held by a non-lady for the first time in American history.

First Tramp - Michelle Obama

Why?

Q: What kind of lady would openly express hatred for her country yet live off of it gratis while her hubby is president?

A: No lady would. Period.

I can hear Michelle Obama now as she does that chicken neck, side-to-side movement while snapping her fingers,

“Look at me now, suckas…my ass is headin for the white house, owned by this country I hate so much. That’s what I’m talkin bout. Umm hmm.”

Two words come to mind here: Jheri Curl.

Michelle’s hairdos and Jheri Curl use could cost the taxpayers $100k per year. Add to this those garishly glittered fingernails, which should add another $100k cost per year, and on and on it will go ad infinitum, courtesy of you and me, the taxpayers.

And what the hell was with that tacky red and black dress she wore election night? I suspect we’ll see much more of this.

The Lincoln Bedroom will probably be renamed something like The Michael Jackson Romp Room, or something equally stupid, like The Farrakhan Reparations Retreat, rented out like the Clintons did for thousands of dollars per night paid directly to them — and on and on for the other rooms, again ad infinitum.

Perhaps these things are a part of the “change” Obama spoke of during his campaign and equally as empty as his Foreign Policy plan.

Senator, now President-elect Obama has been all but forthcoming about his birth certificate and other matters. What’s he hiding?

Anyway, given the Obamas’ amalgam of peculiar, shady and antisocial behaviors, Shady and the Tramp is the most befitting title I can evoke for this dangerous libertine duo.