A Pulse is Not Enough to Vote

A Test To Vote

After the election, the two main parties should sit down together and write a Test To Vote. Why would Democrats do that, you might ask? If Republicans can appeal to the Dem’s egos, it might be done. Voters would be required to know who Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid are, among other things.

As Lance has explained, we are unfair and unbalanced here at TMQ2.
So here is Word-Drum’s Test To Vote:

1.) The First Amendment to The Constitution gives what rights:

A. The right to an abortion, free healthcare and welfare.

B. The freedom of speech

C. The separation of church and state

                                                                                                                                         

2.) Dick Cheney is:

A. Darth Vader’s father

B. A porn star

C. Vice President under George W. Bush

 

3.) American Oil Companies set the price of oil:

A. true

B. false                                                                 

C. When Republicans are in power

 

4.) Which political party supported The Civil Rights Movement more:

A. Democratic

B. Republican

 C. White Bigwigs

5.) Which party tried to stop the Civil Rights Mov. more:

A. Democratic

B. Republican

C. The Shoot The Spooks Party

 

6.) Living standards are higher:

A. under communism

B. with free market Capitalism

C. with drug legalization

 

7.) The war in Iraq is:

A. an illegal war

B. was ratified by the Congress

C. worse than Hitler

 

8.) Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid are:

A. The former is the slang for dingbat; the latter is the prison name for male genitalia

B. Speaker of the House of Representatives and Senate Majority Leader

C. The names of two traders (executed in the 50s.)