President Bush Addresses The Nation:
“I know millions of Americans hate me. They think I’m a liar and I started an unnecessary war. They are angry and I understand them. Before I head back to Crawford, I just want to tell them that the troops are comin’ home. 8,000 will be back home real soon. And more will follow. The war in Iraq has been won by these fine Americans. The Iraqis are standing up and the future rests with them.”
President Bush: “I’ll take questions now”
David Gregory: “Mr. President, People are saying…
President Bush: “You mean you David.”
David Gregory: “Woodward states in his new book…”
Bush: “You want to get bitch-slapped bitch?
He starts towards Gregory. Gregory holds his hands over his hair — to protect it.
Bush: “Anymore of you pussies have a question?”
He stops and smiles at them. Then he gets serious.
“I’m not a perfect man. Neither are ya’ll. This nation needs a strong democracy. We don’t want a one party state. We Republicans need a strong opposition to keep us honest. But in my opinion, the liberal media have stabbed me in the back so many times that it has weakened the country. That’s the country we are all supposed to love.”
“This country needs a man who can stand up to torture. But ya’ll never broke me and we’ll let history decide who was right.”
“Good night and God bless America”
