For those of you who don’t know the back story about Jimmy Carter and Yasser Arafat, following are tidbits of information and an idea, both sure to catch your attention.
Closet Cornholers: Carter and Arafat
Arafat wasn’t actually buried in Ramallah. Jimmy Carter had his body stuffed and uses it as his personal sex toy. You know, like one of those blow-up sex dolls (also referred to as Latex Lovers).
He keeps it right next to his stuffed Billy Carter, Ayatollah Khomeini, Stalin, Lenin and a myriad of other infamous personalities. His Saddam Hussein sex doll is rumored to be in the works as I type this.
So this gave me an idea.
Perhaps TMQ2 should MFG blow-up sex dolls in the likenesses of jihadi wanna-be warriors like Osama Bin Laden, Zawahiri, Obama, etc. All we need to do is place very small holes in the right place (for terrorists’ very small penises), supply each doll with a Super-Saver™ size jar of Vaseline and these dolls could comfort all the Muslim Chickens (and traitor ex-presidents) hiding out in caves, in Plains, GA, and everywhere else.
Blow Up Lovers for All Jihadis!
If this works well for old ‘Jihad Jimmy’ Carter, why wouldn’t it work for the rest of his Muslim buddies? Hell, they could even strap explosives to their dolls and die together in a labor jihad of love.
And there’s more. After Carter finally kicks the bucket, we could stuff his carcass and the entire world could take turns checking out his anal cavity for hundreds of years to come!
Uh huh.
I think I’m on to something here…
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I’m sorry, this idea will not work. No self-respecting jihadi would have any interest whatsoever in these blow-up dolls.
Unless, of course, they were little boys.
You could do a whole ‘boyhood’ series, and include a brief biographical sketch with each one that would help the islamists sport a little wood:
* Barack Jr. gets ‘drilled’ in the lessons of Islam by his father
* Yassar: “In through the out door” ain’t just an album by Led Zeppelin
* Little Mahmoud learns the islamist custom of ‘swallowing’
* Louis Farrakhan learning how to ‘bow toward Mecca’ for his uncles, and cousins, and brothers, and male visitors
I could go on and on. You get the idea.
We’re receiving huge numbers of inquiries about these Blow Up Lovers already. We may have to close this blog down in order to make enough time to MFG these mooooslim ‘love toys’. LOL
A line of disposable wives and children would also be good. Ones that burn well and can be sliced to pieces (for the honor of Mohammed). They could be sold in a four-pack since one is never enough for a good Muslim.
Why not in twelve-packs? Afterall, Muslim women and children are cheaper by the dozen.
And you haven’t even touched on the idea of **goat** (halil of course) blow-up dolls.
I can see Jimmuh coming on
20-20the ViewBarbara Walters SpecialNightline saying “I lusted after that farm animal…”After all, Nightline, and Ted Koppel’s career, were all started thanks to Jimmuh and his first encounter with Mahmoud.
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