Carter’s Lasting Legacy: To Burn In Hell Forever
Compare George W. Bush to James E. Carter. Truth be told, Bush has been phenomenally competent compared to Jimmy Carter. We know about all of Bush’s many successes so far, so let’s look at Carter’s:
Besides sucking at picking a running mate, controlling inflation, dealing with the Arab Oil Embargo and its aftermath, and sucking at running for a second term (Rose Garden Strategy failed terribly), we must never forget how Carter responded for 444 days starting November 4, 1979 when Ahmadinejad and his Iranian ass-hole friends stormed the United States Embassy in Tehran and took approximately seventy Americans captive.
Breaking every law in the book protecting another nation’s diplomats, Irans terrorists triggered a compulsive paralysis that overtook the Carter presidency from that day until his last day in office. Carter proved beyond any shadow of a doubt that he was a world class dunce. You think Clinton getting a blow-job in the Oval Office was bad, or Nixon’s getting us into Watergate was bad, you have lost all perspective. The press created the blow-job problem. Clinton went right on doing his job without missing a beat. As for Nixon, Watergate was all about his dirty tricks to get reelected. He got reelected, but before long Ford took over. No harm done. The system worked.
But when Carter was in office, he went kaplooey over the Iran hostages and everything came to a standstill. Nixon still has a million amazing achievements to show for his time in office. Carter’s biggest achievement of all time was his Playboy interview. The one about his having lust in his heart. We never found out how much he jerked off in the Oval Office. Something tells me it’s a good thing we still don’t know. I heard rumors Arafat fucked him in the ass at Camp David. I’ve pray each day that before Carter croaks, Charlie Rose will ask him if it was true about his having anal sex with Arafat as I heard from some pretty reputable sources, or if it was just the other way around.
Anyway, the Carter Center should have an exhibit soon about how Jimmy will burn in Hell for eternity for all those years of hard-core lusting.
Check out: The Jimmy Carter Un-Presidential Library
Billy got the brains, the looks, and the beer. Jimmy got all the oil-soaked Arab sausages up his six o’clock that he could ever want…and still he goes back and bends over for more. More more more…
Too many peanuts must cause brain damage. Jimmy gets the Booby Prize for being the most irritating Frank Burns-like turd ever.