My contact with TGS is an offshoot of Operation Chaos. Hillary had many supporters in the wealthy foundations and funding operations of the Left. Rush’s brilliant operation has thwarted plans for unity and political victory.
Not only split on a candidate, an Obama presidency itself would hurt foreign funding sources for the multi-billion dollar “Peace and Justice” bullshit business.
From Rev. Al and The Trinity (Marx, Che and Black Jesus) Church to left-wing clearing houses like the PSFG, without a Republican in the White House, people like the The Gay Stoner and their bosses would be out of work.
Pot is very expensive and so are summers on Fire Island.
Fire Island is not all gay.
Thirty miles long, Fire Island consists of parkland, and a dozen hamlets of varying personalities, of which two are gay.
Just because all southerners are rednecks doesn’t mean Fire Island is only for homos.
Smoking pot on Fire Island is total bliss. Try it.
Just don’t do it in Cherry Grove or The Pines.
You’ll wake up with your asshole the size of a Pinto.
Just because someone goes to Fire Island and smokes dope doesn’t make him hetero. Talk about sinking low, ever go to the Sunken Forest?
LOB, Glad I drew you out. Why don’t you post something instead of picking at my jokes? I’m just trying to keep the fire going until you decide to post.
My left-wing mole is also mad at me for calling him The Gay Stoner. For now on he will be known as Dick Throat.
Don’t get me wrong, I sent Barack a list of my favorite coffee shops in Amsterdam for his trip to Europe.
I sent BO this huge tubular-shaped purple rubber thing with all sorts of glitter and bumps and stuff all over it. The package read, “glows in the darky!”
When you hit the switch, it vibrates and undulates. I still haven’t figured out what it’s for, but a gay friend said BO would love it.
If BO can’t figure it out, perhaps Michelle O can demonstrate how it “…glows in the darky.”
They call it a “Count Blackula Anal Intruder”.
First off,
Shlomo- smoking dope in the Sunken Forest (right next to Point O’ Pines, where Jews aren’t allowed off the ferry) doesn’t make one a hetero, but smoking dope there, among the scrub pines and playing hide the salami with some one possessing two mammary glands and a vagina will.
Wordrum- I love your jokes. The gay stoner can put his dick up his own asshole for all I care. If the shoe fits, tell him to fucking wear it.
Lance- When are you going to post the photos you have of Michelle O wearing the strap on dildo fucking Obie up the O- hole?
Readers- If you are unfulfilled having to read our inter-office IM memos all the time, fuck you. Go read another fucking blog.
That goes double for me. It’s our house. If you don’t like it, then go take a long hike on a short pier, or ask O to borrow his new “glow in the darky” tool. You already know where to shove it.
“Go read another fucking blog.”
NO WAY!! I just got here (my 1st time at this site) and like what I read. I don’t recall exactly HOW I wound up here, but none the less, it feels very homey. Thank you.
Atom & Yves,
Great. Then pull up a chair and sit a spell. This is a great place to hang out. Especially if you grew up in a dysfunctional home and are already accustomed to random abuse.
–Lance,
TMQ2 Blog Administrator and former Cavalry Trooper