TMQ2 has received information that Jimmy Carter may have secretly converted to Islam back in 1977.
If true, this development could explain much about his bizarre and traitorous behavior against his own country over the last 30+ years.
His Muslim name is rumored to be:
Asfar Mohammed Ana Ohebak el Sharq (Yellow Mohammed who loves the East).
Our source is a very reliable one and we are now seeking to substantiate this information. We have promised not to compromise them.
We will offer more information as we are able.
Check out: The Jimmy Carter Un-Presidential Library
Maybe that’s why peanut brain is shooting off his diarrhea mouth, divulging what may be classified information about Israeli nuclear capabilities.
Hey, did I just call a Liberal stupid?
Yes, and right you are.
Ever wonder why Jimmy Carter always has a shit-eating grin? It’s because of all that lust in his heart. By the way, did you know Barry H. Obama is his love child? Ever wonder why we never see Obama’s father? Why he disappeared after ejaculating? If you listen to a tape of Obama’s inaugural address played backward, it will say over and over, Jimmy Carter is my father. Or, if Carter dies between now and then, it will say Jimmy Carter was my father, Jimmy Carter was my father…
Using Dirty Harry’s words, he’s a legend in his own mind (and he has a love child to prove it).
I’ve heard Michelle O likes to cover BO’s tool with peanut butter and lick it off with her sweet-n-low, sweet char-i-ot buggy-whip tongue.
When asked what type of PB she preferred, she answered, “Plains.”
Nobody knows the trouble she’s seen….