GWOT: Black Five’s Uncle Jimbo Speaks
May 20, 2008 by Word-Drum
FACING DOWN THE JIHAD
TMQ2 contributor Word-Drum asks Black Five’s Uncle Jimbo two batteries of questions.
TMQ2 QUESTION BATTERY 1
Where should we be going in The War On Terrorism? Is the answer Political? Military? Intelligence? Law Enforcement? Cultural? If it is a combination, give one practical solution to counter the jihad — one thing that would do the most good for the most people over time.
TMQ2 QUESTION BATTERY 2
How are we doing in the GWOT? Are we winning or losing? If we are losing, how much time do we have? The American Islamic Forum for Democracy has praised a US Senate Committee for its contribution to understanding home grown Islamic extremism. Quoting the AIFD, how do we get “Muslim organizations to assist rather than obstruct?”
UNCLE JIMBO RESPONDS:
I believe the biggest thing we could do is stop the failed GWOT and understand exactly what we are doing. Our enemy is a stateless, amorphous, ad hoc group of Islamic religious extremists who are conducting a global insurgency of opportunity against us and all free societies. The one area of the world where we have had major success against them is Iraq of all places, and the reason for that was a complete change of strategy from top-down nation-building to bottom-up, grass roots counter-insurgency. We aren’t fighting Islamic warriors who march into battle against the Great Satan flying the flag of jihad. No, we battle cowards who brainwash children with hate and strap explosives to mentally disabled women sending them to kill other innocents. Sadly they enjoy the support of far too many other Muslims and that is where we must fight them. If we only focus on sending jihadis to their hellish paradise, we will play an endless game of whack-a-mole. While killing terrorists must be part of our game plan, we must also use the strategy and tactics required to defeat this enemy on the battlefield of ideas. America needs a Global Counter-Insurgency (COIN) plan to expand on the gains we have made in Iraq.
Cordially,
Uncle J
Where's Pat Paulsen when you finally need him?
Contrary to what Stephen King and John Kerry think about the intellect of our Military Personal, Uncle Jimbo not only writes brilliantly, he can speak perfectly formed words, expressing his thoughts with flawless perfection. Retired Special Operations Sergeant James Hanson is one of the great voices in the blogosphere, he is a Master Of New Media.
Typically Snake Eaters are lousy at meeting and speaking with folks outside their base camps, especially after retirement, but some veterans like Uncle Jimbo and I have developed good writing skills. I’ve never heard him speak, but will take your word for it that he’s good. Tell him thanks for his comments.
He makes vlogs(video-blogs) too. The best ones have just him speaking into the camera. He’s the shit. NBC should think outside the idiotbox and fire Oberman and hire him
Uncle Jimbo said our enemy is stateless. That’s what the enemy wants us to think, but we know better. It’s a trick we should never fall for. Ever hear of something Uncle Louis calls the Nation of Islam? Not his Black American group of homeys, but the real-life fractured fairy tale group of racist countries that secretly support jihad.
Yes Shlomo, The Islamic Nation is more real to many Muslims than their own Western created countries. OBL always mentions the Islamic Nation whose capital is Baghdad.
In the immortal words of Pee Wee Herman: “Mecca-lecca high mecca hiney ho!”
This is the Islamic code for muslim circle jerks. It literally means to get high with your hookah, face Mecca and poke your buddy in his hiney (ass).
Almost as popular as the phrase “Allahu Ahkbar!”, is the phrase “Mecca-lecca high mecca hiney ho”.
I heard OBL was a frequent viewer of Pee Wee’s Playhouse on Saturday mornings where he’d poke the Doctor of Love (Dr. Ayman Muhammad Rabaie al-Zawahiri) in his crusty ass. He even had bootleg CDs of the show played on the wall of his cave so all the muji-fags could jerk off while fantasizing about penetrating Pee Wee’s tiny hiney. Mo would be so proud!