As much as I’d love to see Gilad Schalit returned to Israel safe-and-sound, Hamas is offering him in exchange for a “truce” because they desperately need Israel to lay off long enough so they can rearm and get ready for their next offensive.
Israel will probably take the deal just to bring Schalit home, knowing exactly what Hamas is up to. Israel won’t accept the deal because they are weak, and they won’t accept the deal because they think it’s a good deal. They can see right through it just as we can.
But that’s just how Jews are. We will do anything to save even just one person. You see, we were all raised knowing full well that is says in the Talmud, “when you save a life, it’s as if you’ve saved the entire world.”
Where's Pat Paulsen when you finally need him?
Lance
Lawrence of Bessarabia
Shlomo Muslim, Ph.D.
Word-Drum
I slurp mooooslim dongs. Bad peeps burn crosses in my front yard because I have that african gene. I have a huge mouth and, without a brain to control it, my mouth does the best it can by being a receptacle for smegma-ridden dongs.
For a good blow, email me: dave@nevermorerecordings.com
Dear TMQ2,
I am writing to inform you that WordPress.com will be contacting you shortly with some unfortunate news. I am soliciting them for your personal information so that I may file slander and defamation claims against you for my comment above. I highly suggest you remove my comment post-haste, as this may help your case slightly when I see you in court.
Remember, for a good blow, email me: dave@nevermorerecordings.com
Yours truly,
SBCD
Hey Shlong-Breath,
Good luck suing us for a comment you left, dipshit. But be sure to spell our names correctly in your law suit.
- Lance
- Shlomo Muslim, PhD
- Lawrence of Bessarabia
Next time you come to our house, stop acting like an Atlanta, Georgia house boy and wipe the dog shit off your feet.
BTW, we don’t appreciate your leaving an email address to advertise your “good blows”.
**LOL**
Dear Dave,
Did you think this was a bathroom wall? This is a blog.
Wall/Blog. There’s a difference.
By the way, you probably think everyone who disagrees with you is an ultraconservative. Did you know I’m a card-carrying member of the Sierra Club? I’m a member of the Democratic Party? I voted for Al Gore. And after Bush stole the election from him I swore I would never vote for a Republican again.
And then 9/11 happened. We were attacked by an enemy that had been calling for our destruction for decades. This enemy has no concern for the environment (hence it practices environmental terrorism), it has no concern for women (this enemy is sexist), it has no concern for members of any other religion other than its own (which is Islam, and hence jihad), it has no concern for international law (hence it fights without uniforms, it cuts heads off of journalists, pushes disabled Jews overboard), it has limited concern for anyone or anything other than itself and all it derives from those it hallows such as Mohammed, Hitler, Arafat, bin Laden, Nasrallah and Ahmadinejad.
As a member of the blog community, I feel we help fulfill our role in a complex ecosystem. Toward the fulfillment of that role, your comments and complaints are duly noted.
Now get a life.
Yours truly,
S. Muslim
P.S. Your mother’s calling you
Schlong-Breath Dave: Another liberal doing a drive-by shooting (his mouth off). But this time we got his license plate number and now he’s screaming “Police brutality!” Fuck off, Dave. You’re going down this time, punk. LOL By the way, Schlong-Breath, only losers use Macintosh MacOSX and Comcast Cable.
[...] by Shlomo Muslim, Ph.D. — Not too long ago, I penned a short piece entitled “Hamas ‘Offers’ to Return Gilad Schalit.” In the comments section underneath, a fellow named Dave said something that reminded me of [...]
[...] by Lance — First this creep leaves comments under the pseudonym Schlong-Breath Catholic Dickhead, then, when we refuse to delete his bigoted and bizarre comments, he threatens to sue us. Then he [...]
Dave (aka Schlong-Breath Catholic Dickhead), we’re still awaiting that summons to court. Come on sissy-girl, get crackin you poor excuse for Uncle Tom Cracker Peckerwood.
Bring it on bitch. Will your twinkie boy friend still be wearing pink tights and pumps? And you that glossy red BET Channel “Fuck Me” Purple lip lube? Hmmm?
Give me a dong…I need something to slurp!
- D. Znutts don’t exist cause I’m a girl!