One of our guiding principles is the right to free speech.
We may not agree with what you say, but defend your right to say it. We also reserve the right to disagree with you in any way shape or form.
That is why we will post comments with opposing viewpoints and respond however we want, unlike other sites that delete comments that are unfavorable.
We especially savor heated exchanges like the one that’s been unfolding with a reader named Gina.
Gina has ignited the fires of passion deep within my mind, my heart and within my loins. For this reason I am compelled to share with Gina and the world, the magnificent somnambulistic experience that was my night of nights.
Gina, as you near me in your skin tight and revealing Lederhosen, I am captivated by your beauty. I swoon with desire and am overcome by your natural aroma of Alpine freshness, boiled bratwurst and Bavarian lager.
You strip from your clothes and free your large round breasts, nipples erect and at attention, like two SS guards in awe of their Führer.
The mutual craving is so intense we both know that foreplay must be put on the back burner. My rod stiffens in your grasp and goose steps among your fingers.
I prime the pump that is the plum of your Black Forest. It’s like poking my thumb to the center of a jelly doughnut. The nectar of your nethers overflows its floodgates and cascades onto your creamy thighs.
You guide me into the silken swamps of your Sudetenland. My potato masher pounds your pudding of passion and I am perfused with your pudendal perfection. (I like using words with “p” because of the visual image I have of your lips coming together when you make the sound. Like sacks of feathers crashing together at a sorority house pillow fight. I know your lips move when you read, my Gina.)
Your rhythmic rotations have the timing and power of an Oompah band. Your gymnastic gyrations allow you to accept the fullness of my manhood like no other woman can, as I penetrate deeply and repeatedly.
Building to a crescendo, we simultaneously explode in ejaculatory ecstasy and collapse intertwined, like marionettes whose strings are cut. We are spent.
Oh shit Gina, look at the time!
I really got to go.
This was great though. Let’s do it again.
I’ll call you…
Gina is an avid reader and commenter at TMQ2. She’s a hateful liberal, anti-Semite, and left-wing Looney Tune and moonbat. This post is in response to her bombardment of comments over the last several months. Basically it’s our way of saying, Fuck you, Gina!
Where's Pat Paulsen when you finally need him?
Lance
Lawrence of Bessarabia
Shlomo Muslim, Ph.D.
Word-Drum
And thus, wherever he goes LOB’s lot in life is to be followed by a bevy of crazed goose-stepping sexual stalkers hungry for well-hung hunks.
Unfortunately, because of the Nazis, anti-Semtism will forever be associated with Germans.
Most Germans I’ve met in my life have been open minded and decent people.
I apologize for any inference that oompah bands and bratwurst are anti-Semitic.
Any girl I’ve ever known named Gina was either Jewish or Italian.
I love Italians and their ability to inbue life with joy and sensuality. However some of the most virulent and pathological anti-Semites I’ve come across have been Italians.
This is in spite of the fact that Italian Jews had one of the highest survival rates in WWII, because it was anathema for Italians to turn them over to the Nazis.
If Gina’s Italian she is the victim of an abusive, intolerant and ignorant upbringing.
If she’s Jewish, she should have a foreskin sutured over her face.
BTW Shlomo, psycho chicks give great sack time.
I speak German and lived in Germany. Most Germans I met were ass-wipes. If I never return to Deutchland, it’ll be to fucking soon. I did love the beer. Nobody does Weißbier better than the krautheads.
GINA
gtrichL@yahoo.com
What I find most amusing about Gina and her stanky foaming fungal infection of Candida albicans is how she advertises the fact that she’s also infected with Trichomonas vaginalis in her email address (gtrichL@yahoo.com). Va-Gina with trichomoniasis needs to take her inflammation and discomfort out on someone. And why not the Jews? She probably blames the Jews for giving her all her sexually transmitted diseases. Especially if that’s what she was taught? She gets flagellated by the trich, so she feels a need to flagellate the Jews. Hence, she’s become anti-Semitism’s mistress. Someone should email her and suggest her love life might improve if she saw the appropriate doctors. While her doctor is at is, he or she should check Gina-the-Science-Experiment’s vagina that’s full of fungi and protozoa for bacterial vaginosis. She’s a good candidate.
Looks like Hasidic hymen. But I like this beaver better.