Catholic Clergy Cheer as Pope Benedict XVI Blows Hard
Pope Gives Blow-Job in White House
Pope Benedict XVI (aka Sixteen Dicks) is no fool. He waited until his birthday to come to America, knowing the press would eat up his sweet sixteen, and play down all the hanky-panky that the Church is now famous for.
It used to be a well-kept secret, when homosexuality and out-of-the-ordinary sexual practices weren’t openly talked about. The Church expertly kept it that way. Knowing, if people were afraid to talk about boners and blow-jobs and hummers, then the wiley ways of altar boys, nuns, priests, cardinals, bishops and popes would always be kept quiet.
Sure, there was always talk, but without full-blown investigations, lies would always win.
Then America changed the rules of the game. Constantly experimenting with freedom of speech, gay Americans came out in droves. Newscasters got used to covering their parades. Hollywood covered their affairs. Even governors came out of the closet, but only to hide bigger embarrassments. Like New Jersey McGreevy hiring a guy who knew nothing about security, to be New Jersey’s security czar, and then the McSleazy turned this guy into his sex slave. When the sex slave threatened to come out with the story, McSleazy changed the story. He decided to act like a hero, and he came out of the closet. Meanwhile, the press covered the sexy story, Governor gets blow-ups, Governor gives blow-jobs. And the press forgot to cover the real story. McGreevy, after 9/11, put his whole state in jeapardy, and he got off on it.
The Vatican watches America like a hawk, and knows exactly how we operate. Deciding the Pope couldn’t hide forever, the Vatican chose his birthday as the time to take Priest Pedophilia Show on the road. The plan was to put all that shit behind the Church.
Then, the moment the press got its hands on the photos of the Pope blowing harder, the higher ups everywhere secretly began removing the “Pope’s blow-job photos” from all the photo archives. Look around, you’ll find miraculously nearly every one has disappeared.
But we at TMQ2 found this Pope blow-job photo for you.
