Ageless Wit and Observation

• If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. -Mark Twain
• Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. -Mark Twain
• I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -Winston Churchill
• A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. -George Bernard Shaw
• A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. -G. Gordon Liddy
• Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. -James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)
• Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. -Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University
• Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. -P.J. O’Rourke, Civil Libertarian
• Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. -Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)
• Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. -Ronald Reagan (1986)
• I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -Will Rogers
• If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free! -P.J. O’Rourke
• In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. -Voltaire (1764)
• Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you! -Pericles (430 B.C.)
• No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. -Mark Twain (1866)
• Talk is cheap…except when Congress does it. -Unknown
• The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. -Ronald Reagan
• The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. -Winston Churchill
• The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. -Mark Twain
• The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. -Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)
• There is no distinctly Native American criminal class…save Congress. -Mark Twain
• What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. -Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)
• A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. -Thomas Jefferson