Three Muslim Chickens have each been sentenced to six years in jail for soliciting murder during a demonstration against an anti-Islamic cartoon.
Mizanur Rahman, 24, Umran Javed, 27, and Abdul Muhid, 25, were convicted during separate Old Bailey trials. Judge Brian Barker, the Common Sergeant of London, said their words had been designed to encourage murder and terrorism. Each of them got six plus three years. The fourth, Abdul Saleem, 32, was cleared of soliciting murder at his trial but convicted of inciting race hate. He was jailed for four years.
Here’s a song for these four Muslim Chickens as they go off to prison and become some sweaty, tattooed bikers’ be-yatches. It’s based on the tune, “Rock the Boat” by The Hues Corporation. I’ve altered some lyrics in order to make it more appropriate:
Don’t Drop the Soap!
So I’d like to know where, you got that motion
and I’d like to know where, you got that lotion
don’t drop the soap, don’t drop the soap be-yatch
drop the soap, don’t bend your ass over
drop the soap, don’t drop the soap be-yatch
drop the so-o-o-oapEver since our prison love voyage began
your touch has thrilled me like the rush of the wind
and your arms have held me safe from a rolling sea
there’s always been a quiet place to harbor you and meOur love is like a ship on the ocean
we’ve been sailing with a cargo full of, soap and the lotionSo I’d like to know where, you got that motion
said I’d like to know where, you got that lotionDon’t drop the soap, don’t drop the soap be-yatch
drop the soap, don’t bend your ass over
drop the soap, don’t drop the soap be-yatch
drop the so-o-o-oapUp to now we sailed through every storm
and I’ve always had your chicken lips to keep me warm
oh I need to have the love that flows from you
don’t let me drift away my dear, when love can see me throughOur love is like a ship…
You get the idea.
What about all the people holding placards too?
They were actually Catholics in disguise hired by the pope to be outside agitators. One of them was Mel Gibson.
Boy. These militant Muslim Chickens sure know how to put the *FUGLY ones out front. These characters could scare buzzards off a shit wagon from 1000 meters away. And if their looks didn’t finish the buzzards off, one whiff of their stank breath would definitely do the trick. Allah-fucking Akbar-of-soap.
*(FUGLY: Fuckin’ Ugly)
Regarding the line from “Don’t Drop the Soap” —
“Up to now we sailed through every storm
and I’ve always had your chicken lips to keep me warm
oh I need to have the love that flows from you
don’t let me drift away my dear, when love can see me through
Our love is like a ship…”
When it speaks of “your chicken lips,” since chickens don’t have lips, perhaps you’re metaphorically speaking of militant Muslim Chicken cloacal lips. You know, around their common urogenital opening. Instead of having a peenie, like the one Mussolini had, that Hitler bit off, because it didn’t work and Hitler was a jerk, Mohammed had, a cloacal protuberance, that he mushed in the face of his 9-year-old wife, Ayisha, hoping she might lay an egg.
keep smiling whilst u can because muslims will always be victorious, the day ur burning in hell we’ll have the last and meaningful laugh
Dear Fartyr,
You’ll soon be just another DEAD mohamhead follower like the other radicalized turds…you know, your sissy brothers who like to dress up like women…all talk no do. Radical muslims have never been victorious in anything, nor will they ever be. They’re just a bunch of sadistic murderers using the Qrap’an as an excuse. They need to drag their asses into the 21st century and stop acting like a herd of pigs in a slop hole.