Comments on: The Pope Needs to Flush Out His Penis Hat http://tmq2.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/the-pope-needs-to-flush-out-his-penis-hat/ A ‘Love’ Blog With an Irreverent Brew of Wit, Humor and Satire Thu, 24 May 2012 09:14:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Allahpundit is High on Hubris, Low on Esprit de Corps « TMQ2 http://tmq2.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/the-pope-needs-to-flush-out-his-penis-hat/#comment-19526 Thu, 26 Jul 2007 16:07:08 +0000 http://tmq2.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/the-pope-needs-to-flush-out-his-penis-hat/#comment-19526 [...] Perhaps we’ll purchase one of those Papal penis hats. The kind popes are so fond of and dispatch it to Hot Air’s hubris-filled bloviator, Allahpundit, as a souvenir [...]

]]> By: Shlomo Muslim, Ph.D. http://tmq2.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/the-pope-needs-to-flush-out-his-penis-hat/#comment-16923 Sat, 14 Jul 2007 10:24:49 +0000 http://tmq2.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/the-pope-needs-to-flush-out-his-penis-hat/#comment-16923 Cardinal O’Connor used to hang-out with the pope, and was pals with Mayor Koch. Mayor Koch was pals with Henry Stern, the parks commissioner. The cardinal said, the mayor confirmed that the cardinal said, and the parks commissioner confirmed that the mayor said, sometimes the pope wore a penis tiara…mostly on such special occasions, like when a close friend is visiting. The pope and the cardinal were close. The cardinal and the mayor were close. The mayor and the parks commissioner were close.

]]> By: Lance http://tmq2.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/the-pope-needs-to-flush-out-his-penis-hat/#comment-16915 Sat, 14 Jul 2007 07:12:55 +0000 http://tmq2.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/the-pope-needs-to-flush-out-his-penis-hat/#comment-16915 I found out that the actual name for the penis hat is Papal Tiara. I thought chicks wore Tiaras. This could explain a lot.

]]> By: Shlomo Muslim, Ph.D. http://tmq2.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/the-pope-needs-to-flush-out-his-penis-hat/#comment-16457 Thu, 12 Jul 2007 02:37:00 +0000 http://tmq2.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/the-pope-needs-to-flush-out-his-penis-hat/#comment-16457 It’s like what my mother used to always say. She said Shlomo, don’t ever trust anyone who wears a penis hat and tells you, when you do it it’s called fornicating, and when he does it, it’s called pontificating.

]]> By: Lawrence of Bessarabia http://tmq2.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/the-pope-needs-to-flush-out-his-penis-hat/#comment-16416 Wed, 11 Jul 2007 21:55:26 +0000 http://tmq2.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/the-pope-needs-to-flush-out-his-penis-hat/#comment-16416 No, you have to maintain cranial foreskin.
Isn’t the Pope’s motto, “Let’s put the phallus back in cephalus”?

]]> By: Shlomo Muslim, Ph.D. http://tmq2.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/the-pope-needs-to-flush-out-his-penis-hat/#comment-16407 Wed, 11 Jul 2007 21:00:00 +0000 http://tmq2.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/the-pope-needs-to-flush-out-his-penis-hat/#comment-16407 To qualify as a pope, does your head have to be circumcized?

]]> By: Lance http://tmq2.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/the-pope-needs-to-flush-out-his-penis-hat/#comment-16265 Wed, 11 Jul 2007 03:49:32 +0000 http://tmq2.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/the-pope-needs-to-flush-out-his-penis-hat/#comment-16265 That could be. The penis hat doubles as a Jimmy Hat.
The Papal Penis Hat.

]]> By: Lawrence of Bessarabia http://tmq2.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/the-pope-needs-to-flush-out-his-penis-hat/#comment-16255 Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:49:35 +0000 http://tmq2.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/the-pope-needs-to-flush-out-his-penis-hat/#comment-16255 I heard the Pope only wears that hat because it conforms to the shape of his head.

]]> By: Lance http://tmq2.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/the-pope-needs-to-flush-out-his-penis-hat/#comment-16203 Tue, 10 Jul 2007 21:45:40 +0000 http://tmq2.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/the-pope-needs-to-flush-out-his-penis-hat/#comment-16203 It’s a good thing Jesus isn’t alive today because Mel Gibson and the Pope would crucify him all over again. How dare he rain on their Nazi parade!

I wonder if Mel gets to hang out at the Vatican since he’s such a devout Catholic Nazi. The Pope must love him. I’ll bet they have slumber parties like Michael Jackson’s, where Mel gets to sleep in a different room with a different penis-headed holy man each night.

Oh, and I heard a rumor that Mel has his wife wear one of those penis hats at home while making whoopie, and he say’s it’s better than Viagra!

]]> By: Shlomo Muslim, Ph.D. http://tmq2.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/the-pope-needs-to-flush-out-his-penis-hat/#comment-16201 Tue, 10 Jul 2007 21:31:56 +0000 http://tmq2.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/the-pope-needs-to-flush-out-his-penis-hat/#comment-16201 Oh, but Jesus can’t turn over any tables at the Vatican, because the last time he got all in a huff, he was the guest of honor at the equivalent of a Roman lynching party. Political badboys have always know they might end up paying a price for sticking their necks out. Nowadays in America, you get smeared and fired, or sued, or thrown in jail based on trumped-up charges. Back then, the Romans nailed you to a cross for all to see. The Romans were fascists. Sure, we like their ruins, we read their books, or some people do, and we look at their naked men carved out of marble in better museums everywhere, but the bottom line is, the Romans were fascists. And the Holy Roman Church’s history is filled with fascists who wore circumcized penis-shaped hats. The current pope is yet the most recent exemplar.

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