American Liberals are Hysterical!
Liberals hate anybody who gets in the way of terrorists hell bent on destroying our Western way of life, so the heroes of Glasgow have become the pickle up their collective ass.
In response to the citizens and police who fought off the terror attack in Glasgow, rumor has it that Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi et al are currently drafting a declaration of war against Britain.
At the very least, American lefty-liberals have now added Britain to their “hate” list — immediately below the entry for George Bush.
Some liberals’ reactions to the Glasgow Weenie Roast:
“Fire? What fire? I didn’t see any fire,” said Janet Reno, as she watched her favorite movie, Waco: Burn ‘Em Alive!
“They have clearly abused the rights of these renowned doctors who were simply having difficulty finding parking spaces,” said Harry Reid, as he took a break from reading Communism for Dummies.
“This is absolute bigotry against doctors and the health care system,” said Michael Moore, as he sucked on a chicken bone while shopping for clothing at the newly opened For Small Blimps and Large Cattle store.
“It’s all George Bush’s fault. No more blank checks,” said Nancy Pelosi, as she loaded hundreds of her friends, neighbors and family members on a government-paid charter jet bound for the Caribbean.
“I told you Bush was behind 9/11, and now he’s behind Glasgow and London,” said Rosie O’Donnell, while standing in the Hollywood unemployment line wearing her tin foil hat.
More later…
> Rumor has it that Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and others are currently drafting a declaration of war against Britain.
Yeah, maybe there’s an aspirin factory there they can bomb.
But Brittain still does have some saving graces in the eyes of the left. That country is catering to Muslims in the schools, banning references to the Holocaust (it might give offense). Also, Prime Minister Brown has instructed his cabinet not to use terrorist references to Islam or Muslims. On those two scores, the Brits sync up perfectly with our congressional liberals.
You just had to rain on my parade, didn’t you?