“Paging Mr. Dover…Paging Mr. Ben Dover…”
June 16, 2007 by Lance
NEPAL–Prachanda requests Carter’s help in withdrawing US terrorist tagMaoist chairman Prachanda said he requested the former US president Jimmy Carter to take initiative to withdraw US terrorist tag on his party. }} more…
And it’s Jimmy X Carter to the rescue!
Whenever Communists, Islamofascists, or any other U.S. enemy
require help to screw us or somebody else, Jimmy X Carter is a regular Johnny on the spot.
Carter has devoted his life to sodomize Americans without so much as a lubricant, a kiss, or a reach-around. The lefty liberals love and revere him for this. “Jimmy hurts his country, therefore Jimmy is good,” is their logic.
Wherever old Jimmy shows up, public address systems will inevitably begin to bark out the following:
“Paging Mr. Dover…paging Mr. Ben Dover.”
And we, my friends, are collectively Mr. Dover. So go ahead and bend over because Jimmy X is once again butting in our foreign policy affairs, and we all know how these things turn out. My ass hurts already.
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