11-Year-Old Hunter Kills Gigantic Wild BOAR (a Dead Ringer for Rosie O’Donnell)
May 26, 2007 by Lance
Note: For all you knuckleheads using the term “BORE” in search engines to locate articles about this huge wild pig (hog, boar), I suggest you instead use the proper term, “BOAR.”
If you are, in fact, looking for a “bore”, I suggest you visit the Democratic National Convention web site.
The only reason these incorrect terms linked you here was because I used the word “bore” in this sentence: “The boar hog bore an uncanny likeness to the former co-host of ABC’s The View, Rosie ‘Moby-Dyke‘ O’Donnell”
Here are the terms you typed:
11 year old kills wild bore
boy kills wild bore
kid kills wild bore
11 year old wild bore
11 year old boy kills bore
Now for the article:
“At first, I thought I killed Rosie O’Donnell.”
Jamison Stone poses with a wild pig he killed near Delta, Ala., May 3, 2007. The boar hog bore an uncanny likeness to the former co-host of ABC’s The View, Rosie “Moby-Dyke” O’Donnell.
Stone’s father says it weighed a staggering 1,051 pounds and measured 9-feet-4 from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail. If claims of the animal’s size are true, it would be larger than “Hogzilla,” the huge hog (pig, boar) killed in Georgia in 2004.
Rosie-O’Zilla (hog, boar, pig) still holds the record at 1,126 pounds.
Where's Pat Paulsen when you finally need him?
This is hilarious! Thanks for posting it!!!
I wear a tinfoil hat so my liberal Martian friends can communicate with me. They hate George Bush too. They sometimes give me rides in their spaceships. One time, they used a huge anal probe on my body cavity…you know where I mean. I liked it. They nicknamed me “Butt-Plug”. I like that name.
My real name is Sean Penn. My new boyfriend is Alec Baldwin. We’re getting married soon.
But I still have a secret crush on Rosie aka Moby-Dyke and I’m stupid…
Please email me anytime: chance6868@yahoo.com
Where’s Moby’s blow-hole when I need it?
There
isARE two things this wild boar has on Rosie O…looks and talent…This is amazing and the picture up obove shows you how big those hogs can get in Georgia.
What do u think would win this hog a a bear
Dear Jimmy,
I have no fucking idea what the hell you’re talking about.
there is no fucking way this is real.
This is fucking amazing. It’s hard to believe a pistol could penetrate that thing, and that it didn’t chase him down and eat him before he fired a chunk of lead at it. Honestly i would run if i saw that thing coming at me. Haha
I am Hogzilla and I’m stupid.
maxfabulous@gmail.com
While I agree that the wild boar can grow to huge sizes, (My father hunted them; we had them hanging in our rec room), this photo is a trick of the eye - forced perspective.
The hog is much further in the foreground than the boy - a result of the camera taking the shot at an upward angle from very low to the ground. The boy is also not actually leaning on the hog’s back, as evidenced by the length of the hog’s fur compared to the boy’s arm and gun.
Nonethless, I emailed the posting to a bunch of people before I’d taken a closer look.
“SUBJECT: CHECK OUT THIS GIANT FREAKIN’ PIG!”
This is “Bore”ing and “Boar”ing.
But I must admit there is an amazing resemblance to Rosie” Pig fart face” O’Donnell.
Unfortunatley, the dead boar is better looking.
R U nuts guys, this is a fucking fiction, the bear is smaller than this unreal shit. More over with this boy should put a lot of grease on his “drummy” pooh, for the wild bore could stick it up the boy’s ass and that way it won’t heart so much:))
Dear Objectionable,
SPELL-CHECK!
“Heart” so much”? It’s spelled H-u-r-t dip-shit.
This is a humorous blog piece, not a lead article from the NYT. We neither believe nor promote this Wild Boar story. We just thought it looked like Moby-Dyke (Rosie O’Donnell) and posted this piece for a laugh. Ha ha. Get it?
But what bear are you referring to, stupid?
And the only “drummy poo” needing grease is yours; You know, the one we all parked our over-sized sausages into?
LOL