by Ms. Muslim Manners and Shlomo Muslim, Ph.D.
As you know, we do our level best to inform readers about the psychology of Arabs and Muslims so we may better understand the minds of terrorists.
However, in addition to the terrorist’s psychology, because it may help to also understand the terrorists’ anatomy and physiology, we have been given the task of covering some of the more girlie topics, what with all the Muslim girlfriends MMM has in Britain and Shlomo has in the U.S. of A.
About Muslim female anatomy and proper terminology: While in the West a woman’s crack is known as the Pudendal Cleft, or the Cleft of Venus, and sometimes in slang it’s called a moose knuckle, Arabs call it Cameltoe (or Camel Toe).
For around the home, where Arab women let their hair down, to make their men feel like they aren’t the losers they really are, Arab countries provide the main market for a product called Camel Toe Cup (see below).
Cameltoe “is the furrow at the base of the Mons pubis where it divides to form the labia majora. Slang terms include: slit, slot, crack, furrow, mull, etc. In some women the clitoral hood and labia minora protrude through the Cleft of Venus, in others they do not.
To make the most of the way certain fabrics hiking up a woman’s crack, when trouncing around the house, or when in a bathing suit or tight clothes, Arab men insist their women wear fabrics that are drawn way up into the woman’s cleft forming what they call cameltoe.
Because the Arab women who were willing to be photographed for this layout (or spread) were kind of skanky, we chose illustrations (below) of female infidels, who by our sensibilities, were much more attractive.
Above: Female pelvis from the front with mons pubis and labia majora shaved to show the Cleft of Venus.
Above: Part-shaved female vulva from the front, with labia minora protruding through the Cleft of Venus.
Click on image below to enlarge.
My my! What a lesson. It’s really going to turn Sheikh bin Laden’s (has he got a computer?) frown into a camel-cunt!
That’s why OBL wears that turban, to keep from finger-fucking his furrowed brow. It’s a little like Harry Potter’s scar, but it’s bin Laden’s slit. Plus, Harry’s scar doesn’t ooze and stink.
I suspect this is an absolute myth. Arabs in the desert as a matter of fact go months without their wives and thus endure great sexual desires and patience. I wish the same could be said about most people who seem to bust one out every odd hour! But let me tell you this what about western practices- anal sex, blowjobs etc is that right that’s anmalistic! You know what as a matter of fact every post you blog is reflected into mainstream American society so stop individualising Muslims as barbarians.
Abu,
You are 18 years old?
Have you ever had sex with a girl?
Have you ever touched a girl’s naked body?
You have internet access so do a search for;
Girls Gone Wild.
Know that there are beautiful girls in this country that would love to make you feel like a man and have beautiful sex with you just because you are a boy with a penis.
You will either praise Allah or forget about him.
Tell all your friends about Girls Gone Wild.
They will thank you and no longer wish to make bombs and kill innocent people. They will only want to get their rocks off.
I’ve got a girl for Abu. Her family name is Goat. Her first name is Billy.
Abu is growing tired of being a bored Muslim in a God-forsaken desert where his recreation is dreaming of cameltoe. Now he dreams of life on a desert isle porking hairy clams (in months without an R in them). Like Mohammed, Abu has a hankering for little snappers. Soon, like those little snappers, he too will start cankering, the festering pustule that his prophet and he profess to be.
In addition to Cameltoe, this part of the Arab female is also called Cameltwot (Cameltwat). Unfortunately, it’s rare to find any that’s worth fucking. In general this part of the Arab female’s body is as ugly as her face. Some say that’s why Muslims are so fond of clitorectomies. Gives them a chance to cut out all the ugly stinky shit in there.
Got it.
Brainless jock.
Preponderent pretenses.
Deviant sexual mentality.
Boring !
What GREAT posts are here. I like phd “SHLOMO” best… your name is as brilliant as my psychological “facts” .. you guys have a real fucking grip with these stories of yours. Keep up the excellent work.
McCain-Palin 2008!
Oh Wow – I just wandered onto yet another back of the woods site where people see the world through their ass. AHAHAHA – go get educated you idiots — b/c you have a hell of a lot to learn about other cultures and how to obtain, read, and deliver unbiased views.
You have a point Katy but I think Drago hit the nail on the head by saying,
“How’s that for propaganda. These people are born and bread into terrorism it’s their way of life. They will not accept anything rational, they’re Islamic extremists. American patriots are being tortured and killed by these wackos and as soon as an American soldier “unjustifiably” kills one it’s looked down upon We should level every damn Islamic nation and have the next Woodstock there!!!”
all the Arabs are fuckheads
Yes it is
Yes it is WHAT?
@Lawrence.
Sure.
Some careless, fat-ass politician, filling your heads with sparkly lies, tells your children to be good little patriots and go get themselves killed in some country that most people can’t find on the map.
Wasn’t Vietnam enough of a lesson for you ?
Fine, be patriots, die, for all I care.
Just be smart little patriots and don’t piss off mother Asia (China, especially),’cause you just don’t have enough mighty bombs for those billions.
Here’s the facts of life:
Your fathers, brothers and sons die for oil.
Bush was in on the 9/11 to keep the war justified.
Your own leaders are screwing your a-holes.
That’s real gay-pride for you.
Oh, and on this feeling, how does it feel to be the judged one ? Kinda’ unpleasant, right ?
Here’s more facts of life:
The overwhelming majority of islamists are just blind sheep such as you, only they have the religious falus up their fartvalves, while you have the political one. Same difference.
Have you ever bothered making, or at least serching for a statistic about the precentage of muslim people actually giving a rat’s ass on your oh, so enlightened, view of things ?
All they see is people with guns coming to their country and telling them what to do.
That’s the textbook definition of military conquest.
That’s right, behind all the heart-warming speeches, all you are bares the name “economically interested invaders”, the old name for this is “plunderers”.
What sort of media psychobabble entitles you to come to some other nation’s country, falshing weapons in plain view, and telling them that you know better how they should live their lives ??
That was roman conquest.
That was pagan prosecution.
That was Hitler.
That was comunism.
That’s your factual action.
You’re imposing your mentality on other people by show of arms and propaganda.
That’s the cold, hard fact.
The most pathetic fact is that you’re doing this at the command of people that only care for their social and economical position and constantly treat you as easy to manipulate, inferior morons.
Sad.
So, Lawrence, these are the true colors of your enlightened buddy Drago.
Here’s the usual 15% tip:
the next time some well cosmetised public figure tells you how you should think and what is “the right way”, consult two people: George Carlin and a buddhist monk.
See what their take on it would be.
Now, since I have the distinct impression that my name is Achmed, I’ll introduce myself:
I am Balca Felix, from Romania, south-eastern Europe.
I never met a muslim, but neither have you, buddy.
So stop eating propaganda on rye and use your mind.
Shlomo’s having fun, not getting a degree in western fanatism, like Drago.
Ponder such.
But of course blog-owner won’t allow a different opinion on his page. That’d be equitable and that’s just not the “I know better” person’s way, would it ?
Maybe you have never met a muslim but I have known quite a few.
Some have been wonderful people and some have been asswipe stooges.
Speaking of dying for oil, wasn’t it Romania, ally of Nazi Germany, that supplied Hitler with the oil he needed?
Shut the fuck up Felix Baclava.
Oooohhh… ye think I’m sweeeet….
Romania is a small county on the edge of Europe.
The governmet had a choice to make back then:
Either ally with russians, with germans or be trampled by both.
Germans had the upper hand at the moment and the former king was of germanic origin, plus no one really knew the russian plans of invasion.
It was the choice that appeared most advantageous.
So, yes, Romania did supply Hitler with the oil he needed, otherwise he would have taken it by force.
Romania doesn’t have the money of many like Switzerland, neither the luxury of remaining neutral while being on the corridor between geopolitical areas.
There was a time of kings that gotten to be nervous wrecks from constantly battling all kinds of asshole nations that wanted a piece of us.
If it wasn’t the tatars, it was the turks. For hudreds of years.
Next, the austro-hugarian empire.
Next Hitler and the soviets.
And these are just the big ones.
Bulgarians, poles, they also gotten parts of it during history.
So, we basically learned that if we’re not somebody’s bitch, we’ll be the bitch of many.
Now it’s the European Union perusing our political vulva.
So, Lawrence, I don’t know what you think you know about Romania, but if you want to criticize it about something, criticize it for the fact that most if it’s people have no sense of civic duty whatsoever, they do not take a stand and express an official opinion where it counts, they just meet over a coffee and bitch on and on about how hard they have it. Politically lazy assholes.
Or that they’re really into disgusting pseudocultural music like “manele”, that does convey degrading mentality, or that they’d rather watch sensational-ish news of what other old fart was buttraped by a drunk neighbour in some village somewhere, instead of going to a theatre, and the list could continue for ten more pages.
Now, about shuttig up… that’s something you do when speaking, using a voice, sound.
How exactly do you “shut up” in writing ?!?
‘Cause it’s about shutting the mouth, am I supposed to shut the keyboard ?
I see you didn’t defend Drago at all. Nice.
Ok, I’m sitting my ass on the keyboard to shut it now.
Toodles !
Indeed.
Felix you are bright and knowledgeable. I am glad individuals like you still exist in this unformed world. You are well informed. I am also very fond of history. I am sure you will not need my help, but If you ever do need help with history facts. Please do not hesitate to email and ask.
Casper_2687@hotmail.com
To the Editor – It is not shiddach, it is shidduch.
Proud to be a Canadian!
Tc.
felix, you rock like no other. amazing people like you are why i still have hope for the world. really. thank you
Felix, let us know if you want her e-mail.
Mia, would you like to get together with Felix? the Editor
Thanks, Mia.
I’m only a tributary to great people.
About the mail.
I’ll do one better. I’ll openly post my e-mail an let her make her own decision.
It’s:
balca.felix@yahoo.com
I’m not worried about falme-mails, bashers and spammers. There are allways filters, changing addresses and switching mail services.
I’m not a public person with paparazzi in the closet.
And I’m not fussy about selecting unwanted mails and clicking the “delete” button.
Besides, who knows what new and exhilarating ways of cursing someone I can learn from angry little citizens.
Be well !
I hope these crazy kids hit it off. Nothing beats a successful shiddach. The Editor
your views are harsh and its not a understanded war we are in its a prophecy that we must understand and evaluate to understand to avoid because god is incontrol of everything and the truth is with each other and arguing will not get us any were!!! for its the messangers truth that will bring use to understand the revelation of truth!
Casper ,
Either way the word is a transliteration from Yiddish which uses Hebrew letters.
Who made you the spelling bee tsar? or is it czar?
Any hoo, shot da fock op unless you have Felix’s dick in your mouth.
If those dumn arabs in the desert wait months for sex, some body should tell them to use their hands. American boys learn to jerk off at 13..why not them?
well…i liked the idea that you still believe that arabs are living in the deserts and we are living in tents etc,,well guys i’m from cairo egypt (if you know where it locate on the map)
,,and i believe that we know about you more than you know about us 
enjoy your info
I know where Cairo is memo.
I see it on my world map.
It’s on a river that’s in the middle of a fucking desert.
Whatever memo is smoking, I don’t want any.
You guys are really pathetic, having nothing to do, outpourring your rancor, spite, and ill-will in a petty way. Stereotypes and clichés … come on that won’t do it! Months and months of continuous posts, you’d seek help and try to find something to do. terrorism is an American brand, it’s bar code has been written in CIA labs, watch “Charlie Wilson’s War”, it portrays another sequence in your infinte paranoid series; after Nazism, Communism, now it’s Islam; everytime you make a foe and wage war on them. I wish it’s a civilized talk where there’s place for thoughts and arguments but, as you like, you Zionists racist motherfuckers!
Thank you Zed for being a devoted reader for months and months, we were beginning to think you didn’t care.
It’s very insightful and ingenious of you to formulate a political ideology based on something made in Hollywood for commercial profit.
I’m impressed by your sensitivity and compassion for the damage done by the US to Nazism and Communism, as well as your ability to condemn rancor,spite and ill will, call for civilized talk and then demean us with invective and calumny at the same time.
Zionism is the movement of national liberation of the Jewish people.
It is only racist in the eyes of true anti-Semites.
Admittedly, we are motherfuckers.
Just ask your mom.
Not only did we fuck her but she licked the fecal remnants from the underside of our scrotal sacs.
It was front page news in Algeria.
And she gobbled our goop too.
I had to pop a dent out of the top of my head and pull the sheets out of the crack of my ass when she was through.
You are all dirty pigs, you ass-holes. Fuck you
Right. So, after stating they are dirty pigs you want to fuck them. Are you aware that, while they only belong to another species, this makes you a non-hygienic zoophiliac ? Oh, that’s right, you side with the camel-”lovers”. Sorry.
Pig-fuckers stink. Literally.
Thanks, Paul.
Feedback like yours lets us know we’re having the desired effect on our target audience which consists of our islamofascist (terrorist) enemies and those who sleep with them, like you.
When you’re taking a break from bending over for your prehistoric nut bag homeys, stop by again. We’d love to read more of your intellectual feedback!