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THE PERFECT FACE

Does this woman have the world’s most perfect face?

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all? Evidently, it is those lucky enough to have been born with perfect facial symmetry, among other things. Scientists also cite blonde, blue-eyed women as most beautiful.

The perfect face has space between a woman’s pupils just under half the width of her face from ear to ear. Experts say the relative distance between the eyes and mouth “should be just over a third of the measurement from hairline to chin.” She also has large eyes, high cheekbones, full lips and a fair complexion.

In a piece headlined “Florence Colgate: Girl who has ‘Britain’s most beautiful face,’” the Daily Mail recently reported that an 18-year-old Brit has a perfect face. Do you agree? Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Florence Colgate, an 18-year-old student from England, has what is described as the perfect face. It matches an international blueprint for the optimum ratio between eyes, mouth, forehead and chin, endowing her with flawless proportions.

Florence Colgate, an 18-year-old student from England, has what is described as the perfect face. It matches an international blueprint for the optimum ratio between eyes, mouth, forehead and chin, endowing her with flawless proportions.

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Cartoonist Gary Varvel: Remember 9-11

TODAY’S GRAMMAR LESSON

I’ve been saying this for years, but everybody wants to argue about it. Here’s the proper usage according to the folks at Oxford Dictionaries:

‘A historic event’ or ‘an historic event’?

People often believe that they should use the indefinite article an in front of words like historic, horrific, or hotel. Are they right or wrong? Should you say ‘an historic event’ or ‘a historic event’?

An is the form of the indefinite article that is used before a spoken vowel sound: it doesn’t matter how the written word in question is actually spelled. So, we say ‘an honor’, ‘an hour’, or ‘an heir’, for example, because the initial letter ‘h’ in all three words is not actually pronounced. By contrast we say ‘a hair’ or ‘a horse’ because, in these cases, the ‘h’ is pronounced.

Let’s go back to those three words that tend to cause problems: historic, horrific, and hotel. If hotel was pronounced without its initial letter ‘h’ (i.e. as if it were spelled ‘otel’), then it would be correct to use an in front of it. The same is true of historic and horrific. If horrific was pronounced ‘orrific’ and historic was pronounced ‘istoric’ then it would be appropriate to refer to ‘an istoric occasion’ or ‘an orrific accident’. In the 18th and 19th centuries, people often did pronounce these words in this way.

Today, though, these three words are generally pronounced with a spoken ‘h’ at the beginning and so it’s now more logical to refer to ‘a hotel’, ‘a historic event’, or ‘a horrific accident’.

Would somebody please pass this along to all media outlets and educational institutions?

President Coward

I believe this about says it all…  Well OK… maybe it doesn’t say it all, but it is one hell of a good lead-in!

These punk asses want the world to know they are ready to die for Allah.

Here’s their chance but first they have to stop sniveling or those virgins won’t do the sexy-time.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=583_1400425679

 

JOKE OF THE DAY

The Afghan Quarterback

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback.

He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn’t find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm.

He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.

KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

BULLS-EYE!

“I’ve got to get this guy!” Coach said to himself. “He has the perfect arm!”

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

“Mom,” he says into the phone, “I just won the Super Bowl!”

“I don’t want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says.”You are not my son!”

“I don’t think you understand, Mother,” the young man pleads. “I’ve won the greatest sporting event in the world. I’m here among thousands of my adoring fans.”

“No! Let me tell you!” his mother retorts. “At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn’t get raped!”

The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, “I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago!

Border Sheriff Armed for Texas-Sized Terrorist Beatdown
‘If any of these fools show up, we’ll be glad to take care of them’

There have been multiple statements from members of ISIS – the Muslim terror group whose members have been sweeping across Iraq, overwhelming the nation’s military and slaughtering Christians and members of other faiths – about how they intend to bring their horrific violence to the United States.

There even have been reports that members of ISIS are present in Mexico, just across the border from Texas.

But the sheriff in that state’s Midland County is telling his residents they shouldn’t worry much.

“These people have said they’re going to take over, they’re going to strike, they’re going to hit, and we’re going to be ready,” Sheriff Gary Painter told KMID-TV in Midland.

“If it happens, we’re going to handle it, I can promise you that,” Painter told the station. “I have no doubt, that if any of these fools show up we’ll be glad to take care of them.”

Sheriff Gary Painter

Sheriff Gary Painter

WND has reported information suggesting ISIS already is present just south of the American border.

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GOODBYE JOAN

My heartfelt condolences go out to the family and friends of comedienne Joan Rivers. In my humble opinion, Joan was the finest female comedienne in my lifetime.

May you rest in peace Joan.

Joan Rivers dead at 81

Hilarious!

Russian road rager is beaten up by SpongeBob, the squirrel from Ice Age, Mickey Mouse, and Scrat.

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